Total Medals Earned: 868 (From 158 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,970 Points
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 42/55 (270/500 points)
Play a song.
Encounter a boss.
Get an achievement.
Get a silver on 'In Love With Myself'.
Get a star on three different songs.
Perform a 25-hit combo.
Get a silver star.
Unlock two new guitars.
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/85 points)
Pick up your Keys
Pick up some fuel
Pick up a battery
Be possessed by the warped little girl
Be possessed by the warped little boy
Find a Map
Beat the game and unlock 'Slender Mode'
Medals Earned: 4/10 (25/130 points)
Submit Highscore
100% Accurate in one level
Have completed the game
Medals Earned: 7/33 (80/1,530 points)
Lift a Caribbean Reef Shark!
Your very first flight!
Your very first ride!
Lift a Nurse Shark!
Lift a Porbeagle Shark!
Lift a Sandbar Shark!
Uncover 6 Crabs in a row!
Lift a Bignose Shark
You got on the cover of Sharks Illustrated!
Lift a Goblin Shark!
Lift a Shortfin Mako Shark!
Lift a Silvertip Shark!
Lift a Blue Shark!
Lift a Lemon Shark!
Lift a Salmon Shark!
Lift a Sand Shark!
Lift a Bigeye Thresher Shark!
Lift a Bluntnose Sixgill Shark!
Lift a Bull Shark!
Lift a Copper Shark
Lift a Dusky Shark!
Lift a Hammerhead Shark
Lift a Pacific Sleeper Shark!
Lift a Silky Shark!
Lift a Basking Shark!
Lift a Great Hammerhead Shark
Lift a Great White Shark!
Lift a Greenland Shark!
Finish the game on brutal difficulty!
Lift a Longfin Mako Shark!
Lift a Megalodon!
Lift a Tiger Shark!
Lift a Whale Shark!
Medals Earned: 5/10 (125/325 points)
Hi, my name is Tom
I'd like to check myself in
Too much exposition
And your name is on it
This is in your history forever
And I just shaved, too!
Surprise!
Heh, Emily Queer, get it?
Not nerf guns this time, though.
Well aren't you special?
Medals Earned: 6/7 (35/45 points)
Throw up a food item
Bounce on a spring
Push a button
You are dead
Enter the Earth
Medals Earned: 4/7 (20/105 points)
Eat the first dot in the game
Change the snake direction for the first time
Finish the first 5 levels
Use teleport for the first time
Finish the first 10 levels
Finish the game
Finish all levels with minimum arrows used
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/110 points)
Achieve 1m points in a single run.
Get 100k points in a single high jump.
Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.
Achieve a 50x multi.
Achieve 100x multi.
Achieve 50m points in a single run.
Get 1m points in a single high jump.